observed · Feb 26, 2026
Air Conditioning Repairman Would Like To Review $900 Suggestion In Your Bedroom Office
The air is perfect, the diagnosis is hypothetical, and the invoice arrives in your bedroom office.
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THE FLOYORKER
Observed commentary, short essays, and cartoons with no soft edges.
cartoon · Feb 24, 2026
Florida Drivers Discover Revolutionary New Way To Never Actually Make The Turn
South Florida's yellow-light left turn has evolved into a full-contact waiting game.
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cartoon · Feb 23, 2026
Florida Backyard Iguanas Enter Buffering Mode at 48 Degrees
Cold snap hits. The dinosaurs freeze. Then they reboot by brunch.
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essay · Feb 23, 2026
How’s That Metaverse Coming?
Imaginary parcels, real dollars, and a very quiet fade.
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